Relieving My Wife's Pain

I was relaxing in the front room with a glass of wine.Suddenly, my wife lets out an agonizing scream: aaaaahhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.I find her sitting at the dining table crying in absolute agony.I see that she had been sitting in a formal wooden dining chair and had rocked it back and then forward crushing her right big toe. The toe seemed to be stuck to the chair leg.Her toe was stuck to the leg of the chair so firmly that I had to pull her toe off the legI noticed that a small nail sticking out of the bottom of the leg by about 1/4 inch had gone through the middle of the nail on her right big toe.She was still in agony, but I was at a loss of how to distract her from the pain, so I asked her if she wanted me to call a toe truck. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2SWaov3