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Thursday, May 31, 2018
Maybe don’t choose beige leggings next time!
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Share the funniest handbag.
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DON"T WORRY Vegans!!!! Domino's Australia has your back :)
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The dog festival is going on in front of the police
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Battlefield V for Vagina - Parody Trailer
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When you're confused whether you're about to cook or have sex.
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This fair trading bananas are called fair-nando
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So my friend was practicing his drawing skills
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Family Feud - Saturday Night Live---it's really good to see Jimmy Fallon finally cracked
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Saw this in a promoted ad on reddit.
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2swYM3M
This guy sent Gillette a complain note and the reply from Stephanie was unexpected
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Show me your best representation of...
...Da BUTTATO!!https://ift.tt/2stDbJ9 Other representation of Buttgetables are also welcome! Any source is also welcome!May this day be 31st of May, Day of the Buttato. Because yes!Happy day of the Buttato! Throw me your best shots! via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2IYJ6Bo
When your kids are really good at hide-n-seek
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Saddest thing in the world. You will cry!!!
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Its alot cheaper than buying a "tinda finger"
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When you put “send nudes” in the Pizza Hut delivery instructions...
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"You see, comrades, death is just capitalist propaganda."
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The pattern on my wrapping paper lined up perfectly
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You guys... I can’t even fucking make this up.
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