Friday, December 29, 2017

Early morning poopfest


Ok so this literally JUST HAPPENED and it took me and my best friend about an hour to complete. So im over at my friend's house and we're hanging out like usual, its about 8pm and my friend Chad goes to the bathroom and his luck, he clogs the toilet. So he didn't feel like fixing it because he didn't know where the plunger was, so its just me and him at the house and we end up completely forgetting about it and it's now midnight. We walk around the neighborhood and goto the gas station to get a few drinks and just laugh about random shit. So we get back at about 2am, and i gotta use the bathroom so we go to fix the toilet. We find the plunger and begin plunging the toilet until we figure out that that's not gonna work. So we flush the toilet (stupid move, i know) and you can guess what happened... Shit... JUST POURING EVERYYWHERE. So we freak the fuck out and just shut the door, at this point his mom had come home and went to bed so we didn't wanna wake her and piss her off and have her see this horrific atrocity of a clusterfuck. So we think, and we grab some towels and begin cleaning the mess up, of course laughing our asses off the entire time. And we didn't have enough towels so we started looking for clothes chad doesn't fit in anymore and start using those. So at this point there's dirty toilet watee everywhere, towels and shirts on the floor, and two teenagers dying of laughter because we never thought this is what we'd be doing at 3 in the morning. So eventually we try the plunger again, finally it works and we're actually able to start picking the towels up and throwing them in the wash with the longest washing cycle and alot of detergent, and then we can clean the entirety of the bathroom, i dont think I've ever seen that bathroom so spotless. I'm honestly surprised we actually cleaned that shit up. via /r/funny http://ift.tt/2DvKMe6

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