
Happened earlier today. He's going through my picture folder looking at all the cool pictures I saved over the years, but mostly just clicking through quickly looking for the cream of the crop. He pauses at one picture of me and asks who the girl is. #yesitsme #idontlookthatdifferent #makeupmakesadifference #sodoes60lbs.I give him "that look" and he looks confused. "Seriously? You don't recognize me?" I ask. The picture is only 5 years old. He looks really confused and does a double take. And a triple take. Maybe even more. He contemplates the picture some more while I casually berate him for not realizing it's me. Finally he stops and leans back. "Oh yeah I recognize you now.""Oh? What tipped you off?" I ask. Idiot me thinks it's gonna be something like my glasses, or the top I was wearing. Nope."Yeah. I recognize your breasts." Nearly died laughing. I gave him shit over it, but we both knew it was hilarious. I guess guys do really have "breast-o-vision" via /r/funny http://ift.tt/2DXQcCA
 
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