The day high-speed internet arrived.

My friends and I are all your typical computer nerds. We had LAN parties whenever we could at the local community center in the small town we all grew up in. Around the time the original Serious Sam came out we found out that our town would finally be getting high speed internet. One of my friends was particularly happy because his parents didn't want to bother with the internet, but once the news came that high-speed was coming, he somehow convinced them to get it. He told us the good news at a LAN party about a week or two before installation day. Considering we knew he had no internet at all at the time, and had no reason to open his browser, we devised our plan.After much deliberation, we decided to set the homepage to the most disgusting fetish porn site we could find: shitcity.com, which, as you can imagine, was a porn site all about shit; shitting on each other, eating shit, rubbing shit all over each other...you get the idea. So we wait for our mutual friend to leave his computer, and when he did finally decide to go take a piss, we snapped into action. His new homepage was successfully set to shitcity.com. The trap was set. Now we need only wait for installation day.Well the day finally arrived and we were a little saddened that we didn't hear anything from our mutual friend. The following day after school we're all walking home from the bus stop and our friend (the unfortunate victim of our prank) breathlessly catches up to us and says he has to tell us this crazy story. So he begins to explain that the cable guy came over and after installing all the equipment and wiring, he says to my friend that they need to make sure it's working. We are doing our best to hold it together, knowing where this is headed. He continues by telling us he had to leave the room for a minute to grab something, and while he did, the cable guy, alone in my friend's room, opened the browser. He never could have expected what appeared on that screen. Immediately after that my friend pops back in the room, eager to find out if his new high-speed internet connection was up and running. He sees what's on that screen and recounts to us, in exacerbation, what he has just witnessed. Unbelievably, the cable guy decided to visit the nastiest site imaginable to test the connection. The cable guy then turns around to look at my friend and simply says: "That's some sick shit, man." Meanwhile my friend, at a loss for words and still under the impression that the cable guy chose this site, of all sites, to test the connection, responds, "Yeah...it is." At this point we lose all control. The cable guy thinks this is my friend's actual homepage, while my friend is thinking the cable guy is some kind of sick, perverted weirdo.After the story we spill the beans about our little prank. Needless to say he wasn't very happy with us.tl:dr: my friends and I covertly set my buddy's homepage to shitcity.com right before he got internet installed for the first time. via /r/funny http://bit.ly/2X2s8ZH