StrechyourEyes the eye excercise!

Salesman: Hello, are you ever binging your favorite Flix show and all the sudden,.. Person reaching at the eyes: Ow!! Or finger flicking your social media accounts and then,.. Person reaching at the eyes: Ouch!! Saleman: Well fear no more, now theres StretchyourEyes the eye Exercise! Heres the problem. Now days, people are always only looking in one direction. Down, Sometimes forward and most the time down forward. Our lack of looking to the sides puts strain on our eyes and that sends tiny shocks through the optical pain receptors, and then.... Person reaching at their eyes: Ow!!Dang!! Salesman: Here's how we fix that! With this fantastic new device, the StretchyourEyeserciser.....patent pending(hat with a very short selfie stick attached)! Now days most people are looking down forward At their phones, their tables, laptops and computer. And yes even driving. With the StretchyouEyeserciser you take the most common thing that makes you look mostly down, but also down forward, your cellular device, place in the scientifically engineered for eye health device holder, and push the button on the side of the device.(person puts in their device, presses button on the side of the device. Sound of a motor starts running, device starts moving left and right at first in a slow motion. Picks up in speed in time) Now all you do is keep your head straight, move your eyes only and enjoy your favorite mobile habit. Person: hey this is easy,.... what happens if I move my he..ZAP!!!! Person: Ow!!! What the hell was that?!! Salesman: Why that's inspiration! Its there to keep you on track to performing the excise with perfection. Thus optimizing the StretchyouEyesercisers performance, to make your eyes better. Peeson: Ow!!! What the hell man! This things going faster! I cant turn it,..Ow!!! It shocked me aga,..Ow!!!! Cmon man. I cant turn it off,.Ow!!!! Hey its moving to,.Owww!!! Salesman: Stretchyoureyes, the Eye Excersize! Person: Ow!! Help man,...! Salesman: You'll feel great in no time. Person: Hey man,.Ow!! Its going t f,..Ow!! I cant shu,..Ow!!! Help man,..Ow,Ow,Ow!!!!!! via /r/funny https://ift.tt/31zkzbY