I think I should stop and get some whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with and without the scooter stick, and a few whistlin' kitty chasers.

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