I’ve quit my job to become a full time woodworker because life is in the wood.

Soft woods. Ash, Pine, Fir and the softest of all woods, balsam.My life was meaningless before. But now it’s unlimited. Food tastes better. The sex is out of this world. My dreams more vivid. Everyone is drawn to me. My penis is gigantic. All because of the wood. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/3rfOjWw