I asked Jarvis AI to explain (write) theoretical physics using SpongeBob SquarePants. Was not disappointed, with the result.

Mr. Krabs: Ok, what's the theory?Squidward: It's like this SpongeBob! (shows a diagram on the chalkboard) This is Earth and these are its gravitational fields that cause all objects to be attracted towards it.Patrick: But why does everything fall down?Squidward: Because... gravity! The same amount of force goes into accelerating an object at any angle- just as long as it doesn't go up or down because those have their own set forces pulling them back in line with earths surface. So we say things fall down but really they're being dragged by one directionless push from every other part of space -which has choice but to accelerate every single object in the same direction at a proportionately equal rate.Mr. Krabs: Ok, it's like this SpongeBob! (shows diagram on chalkboard) This is Squidward and these are his gravitational fields that attract all objects towards him.Squidward: What? No- I'm not an object! Mr. Krabs what are you even talking about?! Stop drawing those dumb diagrams and tell us your theory already!!Mr. Krabs: Calm down boy... Now be reasonable Squidward- how else do you explain why everyone wants to work for me instead of just quitting while they're ahead? It doesn't make sense unless we accept that there's some invisible force trying to pull people into my restaurant because they just can't resist the magnetic pull of my money- how else do you explain it?Squidward: Ok, that was a terrible theory. I think we should stop this conversation before someone gets hurt!Patrick: I agree- let's all go home.Mr. Krabs: We'll see what my money has to say about that! (takes out wad of bills and flicks one at Squidward) Catch!Squidward just misses the bill as it floats behind him into Patrick's pocket where a few other bills are already resting after previously having been caught by Patrick... who didn't realize he was holding them for Mr. Krabs because he thought they wereSpongeBob's coins from Jellyfish Fields which is why he hadn't spent them yet despite not working there anymore... so they're kind of like snail mail but circular shaped instead...? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/3DzY2hO