Short story from 4th grade

Since I don’t want to do a greentext, I’ll do it in some type of essay format here. One time when I was in 4th grade, there was this ex-military teacher I got that was very strict, and I also managed to get this overweight kid that is a dick to everyone, literally nobody likes him. He chose to make enemies with everybody (he even threw a chair at a teacher in 1st grade), not like some outcast or something. He and the teacher hated each other. About 3/4 of the year in, he ended up getting her fired, but she got to finish the year. There were many “incidents” that were both scary and sometimes hilarious, though I can vividly remember a hilarious one. So it goes like this: they start yelling and arguing over something and he forcefully pulls out a chair and puts his face down on the desk to try to keep the rest of his embarrassment in because people would see the face of someone who just lost an argument to a teacher. She told him to get up and come to the office or something (don’t remember much here because I was lmao at that time, like everyone else, since we all had a mutual hatred for this kid). He doesn’t listen and she repeats but again, he straight up doesn’t listen. She yanks the chair out from under him like a tablecloth trick and this overweight kid surprisingly manages to catch himself by using his legs last second and in the next three seconds he falls on the floor. The teacher grabs his hand and takes him across the school and to the principals office, and the rest of the class agrees that we all saw him catch himself and then choose to fake falling in order to make the teacher look bad and get her in trouble with the office and stuff. Overall she was a pretty good teacher and I was sad that she wasn’t there next year. via /r/funny http://ift.tt/2CiUCn0