I'ma tell you a story about the first time I got detention. (True story.)

So back in middle school we had this teacher for (honestly I don't even remember.) but that classroom was like a cesspool for me to get in trouble even when I didn't do shit. I got good ass grades, but I think my teacher was sexist. Wasn't the first time because my 12th grade teacher was a bit sexist too. She even discussed for a good 15 minutes about a play involving singing vaginas. Yeah, I'm not making any of that up to take the piss out of ya, it's fucking true and I don't know what's wrong with her. I did a project on the mind of serial killers and she was giggling the entire time. Fucking weirdo. AnywaysIt was after lunch and she wanted to establish this new "Three strikes you're out." rule, basically if you disrupt the class, after three strikes you get automatic detention. She passed out papers, and I said softly I thought among myself "Ah that's how I got a C+" "That's strike one." I Looked at her and looked back at the assignment but in my mind I'm just thinking "Really bitch? That distracted the entire class? Seriously?" Then mid quiz, I coughed. I didn't say "Hey Dalton what's the answer for #6." I fucking coughed and that was strike two. I'm like this bitch really wants to fight after class, Down goes Fraser in about a good 45 minutes.So i finish the test, and I'm bored. Mind you there's less than 20 minutes left, I don't know what to do this was way before everybody got their child an Iphone so it's not like I could just put on youtube. I turned my head to the left, didn't say a word. I was just looking around, descretely because there wasn't a specific thing I was looking for. My body wasn't moving, my neck/head wasn't extending I legit just turned my head to the left, and I turned it back 10 ten seconds later and we caught eyes. "That's strike three."Im not gonna cry, I'm not but I did get a little teary eye though, I'm not a thug I was fat little white kid, of course Ima get teary eyed. The fucked up part is, she said "Now if you don't show up for detention, it's gonna be double trouble." This black kid said "Yeah double trouble!." Guess what he got? A strike one? two? three? No a "Adama be quiet." ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW? I COUGHED, turned my head, and that's two strikes, he purposely interrupted your discipline to mock you and make fun of me, and he doesn't even get a strike?So i didn't show up, guess who got a 2nd detention, guess what my smart little privileged white ass said, "I'm not gonna serve it." My mother cleared both when she called the office, and my teacher was so fucking mad. I was smiling like a fucking devil in that class and she HATED IT lmao. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2mQeqEC