Just discovered that my would-be boyfriend's cock is a hamburger

No, this not an NSFW post. It's a factual statement that's carefully worded.If you need a further explanation, a male person who fancies me has a male chicken as a house pet. Said chicken's breed happens to have come from Hamburg in Germany and was named appropriately. Still confused then I must tell you that the technical term for a male chicken is a cock and the food which also shares the name 'hamburger' is named such because it also originates from Hamburg in Germany.He acquired the cock because his Scottish bitch died of cancer. He previously had a Scottish terrier that was female that developed skin cancer as a result of abuse from the owner it was formerly seized from. A female dog is called a bitch.I am having way too much fun typing this. via /r/funny http://bit.ly/2RbpuOl