Story

So just as a basis I live in a studio apartment. The walls are concrete but for some reason if you’re in the bathroom you can hear everything in the surrounding apartments. I have a pet Eel and tank that holds goldfish that I feed him. Sometimes my Eel is an a hole and tears up a goldfish without eating it, and when this happens I usually flush the goldfish because it’s probably going to die anyways. Well today he didn’t eat his second fish so I went to throw it in the toilet and it disappeared into the abyss almost immediately. I even waited for a couple minutes and was like, “Damn that thing is really making its way in there!” So an hour or so and a few beers later I go to use the toilet and take a wee. I nonchalantly opened the lid and began weeing as I noticed an orange spot swimming around the bowl, so I scream to my girlfriend, “I FOUND THE GOLDFISH BUT I PEED ALL OVER IT!!” To which she replies I’m sure that’s the weirdest thing our neighbors have heard from us. Now I’m currently wondering if the neighbors think I shat out a goldfish or some other crazy scenario. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2UhlFak