K.O.D my cat.

Based on a true story. I thought this was funny at first and I wanted to make a rhyme about accidently punching my cat in the face.One night. I had a lot of tequilla. I know this doesn't sound right. As She didn't want to put up a fight. My cat named Mila.I'm telling you this. As I watched a lot of the iron fist. Acting like nothings amiss. Having the pressure of needing to piss. I stumbled down to my room. I couldn't believe my eyes. They rested on whom? Guess who I saw sleeping on my bed. It sure as hell wasn't a Johnny depp. I Started saying my goodbyes.I became steady. Getting my fists up and ready.I know this sounds like cheating. As she was sleeping. But at that moment When there was no torment. I thought she deserved that beating. Dont take this the wrong way. It was only just another day. And all I wanted to do was play. I yelled at her. Get out a my way. She woke up. Black fur spiked. Looking at ne all pissed . She hissed. But I ain't gonna be dissed . I was hyped.Nervous and sweaty. I became steady. Getting my fists up and ready. My fists started swinging. Not meaning for hitting. Turns out, mila. Is a killa .She closed the dist. To my fist. To be honest I wish I woulda missed. She looked confused after taking the punch. This sounds mean. But I think she got the hunch. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/36DVa55