They say Fat power isn't real, well there was this one time I ran into a vending machine.

When you're a high schooler you're bound to do dumb fucking things, be it intimate things in as Charles Barkley would say, "Just turrible." places such as a classroom or a bathroom, when we were young and thought we were so smart, man if I could just backhand my past self a thousand times for the stupid shit I've said and done. Now this is sad because I was in 12th grade so I was either 17 or 18 don't remember month to be exact. So there was this vending machine, now being a High school, an outside one there's a lot of cameras.I was hungry, you don't get in front of a fat kid and his food, that's just a life lesson. SO when the vending machine took my last dollar, I figured okay. Okay, so what I thought about doing was the obvious shake down but I wanted to be a little bit more creative. I walked back a good 20 feet, and ran full force. My expectations? to run and hit the machine with my shoulder just hard enough to obtain my bag of chips when they fell over. Reality?I broke the fucking glass of the vending machine that costed well over $1,300. Glass shattered, the other two people who were with me bailed on me, and I was stuck with a vending machine and a shit ton of free food, now ya'll will probably judge me here, but I didn't take anything.FIrst off I dunno if cameras are watching me from this distance, so when asked what had happened, I said I shook it and somehow the glass broke, my teacher came out and pretty much said, "It had to be an accident, he's a good student of mine." Mind you this is a teacher who talked about a play of singing vaginas. I don't know how I got out of that one. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2AmyV5p