Saturday, May 16, 2020

Went to war with a chipmunk in my house.


The cats I have like to kill tiny mice and bring them into the house like it’s a graveyard. A few nights ago they brought in a LIVE CHIPMUNK.Day 1: I heard a chirp from the bathroom and that boy was up in our shower trying to use our water. Hell nahhh. My water bill is already high. I tried to trap it but it dodged me like the matrix. I ended up slipping into the tub while it jumped out. I survived.Day two: I got no sleep wondering where it was in the house because I couldn’t find it. This chipmunk set up camp. Fire and s’mores. One of the cats kept looking in our room/acting weird. I put on my armor and tried to find this damn chipmunk. In the process of trying to catch him the closet door fell on my head, elli was screaming, IM screaming, and the pets are nowhere to be found. They didn’t help a brotha out.We set him free outside after trapping it. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/3fYBnji

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